Hayden Panettiere

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Hayden Panettiere Born August 21, 1989

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Heroes hottie, friend of Paris Hilton (she has called Hilton a 'genius') and sometimes-sobbing dolphin activist Hayden Panettiere is certainly fresh faced. But the unobservant TV watcher may be surprised to learn that the actress has been e more...

Hayden Panettiere Does Candies

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Here’s our favorite little midget Hayden Panetierre doing her best to look like a sex pot in the latest Candies ad campaign. As you can see they got her in doggy style, showing cleavage and rockin’ a pink mic which I guess is supposed to look like vibrator, but that may just be my sick twisted mind at work. Anyway, there are tons of photos, so check them out.

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Britney Spears

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Britney Spears Born December 2, 1981

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Now that we've seen every nook and cranny, and heard every possible story of her messed-up-knocked-up-then-locked-up life, we may just be inspired to sing to Britney Spears 'Gimme' less. The troubled pop princess, divorcee and mother of two more... Britney Spears mix matches styles

Britney Spears And Heidi Montag Are “Dramatic” Geniuses

Britney Spears And Heidi Montag Duet Dramatic

You all know that music is my first love. I was a musician long before I was a Pulitzer Prize winning tits and ass writer. And every so often I’ll hear something so remarkable that I feel the need to share with you. Today that comes in the form of a Britney Spears and Heidi Montag duet. Yes, you heard me right! A duet! And it’s brilliantly bad. So bad, it’s borderline genius! That’s what happens when you put together two nutjobs! Anyway, I look forward to seeing the video, because if Heidi’s last music video was any indication, this one is going to be hot!

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Mandy Moore

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Mandy Moore Is Too Cute

Mandy Moore TRL Pictures

Here’s Mandy Moore on MTV’s TRL promoting her new movie ‘American Dreamz‘. Mandy Moore frustrates me because I find that she doesn’t want to leave that “cute” image. Don’t get me wrong, I like cute but not when it could be sooooooo sexy and trust me, Mandy could be very sexy if she wanted to. Just close your eyes and picture her dressed in something similar to this outfit. Woah! Enough said.

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Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton Topless In 944 Magazine

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Here’s Paris Hilton posing topless in the latest 944 Magazine. I know we all hate her, but let’s pretend this is the first time we’ve ever seen her. I know it’s hard to do but in order to enjoy these pictures of a half-naked skinny blond chick, it’s the only way. Try it, it almost works.

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Jennifer Lopez

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Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Revitalisation

Jennifer Lopez Tanning In Bikini Pictures

Some people think Jennifer Lopez and her ass is so very 2002 but I’m here to tell you that it’s making a comeback. That’s right, a BIG combeback! You heard it here first, folks! Now spread the word to anybody who cares.

Jennifer Lopez Tanning In Bikini Pictures
Bonus! Vintage JLo pics to make up for the crap above

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Heidi Klum

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Heidi Klum Naked Max Magazine Pictures

Heidi Klum Pictures

What kind of lame photoshoot is this? You don’t get Heidi Klum naked and wrap her up in a see-through sheet. It defeats the whole purpose! When will magazines learn that men do not appreciate this implied nude crap? We like women bent over, you know what in the air, and buck naked. And even then, that’s just a tease.

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